All that scratchin’s making me itch

Look what I got fir crimble

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Kitchen spaz – jerk salmon

Kitchen spaz is my cooking alter ego. Behold Jamaican jerk salmon with red pepper, tomato, onion, garlic and white wine jizz all over it. The spirit of floydd has engulfed me. Stay tuned for the next thrilling instalnent as I put this fish out of it’s misery for 20 mins at 200 degrees of pain. Booyah!

ding dong king kong in colour

found this on t'internet I like the fact they coloured it in from black and white. looks cool and a bit crappy too.

Serge

I've developed an unhealthy admiration for Serge Gainsbourgh of late.

Here are a few of the reasons why…

and of course this:

Nutter!

London International Awards

Playstation InFamous Twitter banner wins bronze at LIA. Chuffed!

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Stop……hammer time

Mc hammer speaking at social media conf Sydney. UTS

Hammer says entropyeneurs should like at the Eco system around Twitter and social networks

1) Never let someone else tell your story

Hammer wants Twitter to tell his story

Hammer likes to humanise research by using Twitter to crowdsource in writing his auto biography

Hammer Twitter is about trivia and substance

Hammer says, access to analytics is the secret sauce

2) Hammer says be at the centre of the flow of information with lists

Hammer says my pants are know fir being very big moving side to side bit I did not drop them in vegas- manage brand damage

3) hammer says perception is everything

Hammer says Transparency is an asset don’t run

Hammer says if your brand is not online / connected then the brand had something to hide.

Hammer says ; go citizen journalism who wants negative news. Create a new news.

Hammer wants to be part of new news of the future.

Agenda driven journalism is toxic

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BA Berrocca

I love those funny Berrocca tablets not just becuase they make my wee glow but also becuase they now come in handy screw cap packaging in the lid of mineral water. If they used MR.T in their advertising I would love them even more.

Drunk Ewoks on Today Show

beatbox:

original:

billie jean version:

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Mo moth problems

Tonight we faced another moth situation. Moths breached our inner sanctuary of the bedroom. Attracted to the light we managed to herd the moth from one room to another. This process of ‘mothmosis’ led our dusty friend to the sunroom where Cleo twatted it with a flip flop. The moth was freed to send a message to the other moths as a warning.

Moth-afuckers

In the relative safety of my office I have been attacked by another dusty winged bastard.  There seems to be an epidemic of moths in Sydney. On the bus one kept twatting me in the back of the neck and now one has just flown into my mouth – mid sentence.  I feel like I'm a frickin lighthouse. Everytime I open my mouth a beam of intense light draws the moths to me and try to pash me.

Seriously considering carrying a blow-torch to defend myself.