Stop……hammer time

Mc hammer speaking at social media conf Sydney. UTS

Hammer says entropyeneurs should like at the Eco system around Twitter and social networks

1) Never let someone else tell your story

Hammer wants Twitter to tell his story

Hammer likes to humanise research by using Twitter to crowdsource in writing his auto biography

Hammer Twitter is about trivia and substance

Hammer says, access to analytics is the secret sauce

2) Hammer says be at the centre of the flow of information with lists

Hammer says my pants are know fir being very big moving side to side bit I did not drop them in vegas- manage brand damage

3) hammer says perception is everything

Hammer says Transparency is an asset don’t run

Hammer says if your brand is not online / connected then the brand had something to hide.

Hammer says ; go citizen journalism who wants negative news. Create a new news.

Hammer wants to be part of new news of the future.

Agenda driven journalism is toxic

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BA Berrocca

I love those funny Berrocca tablets not just becuase they make my wee glow but also becuase they now come in handy screw cap packaging in the lid of mineral water. If they used MR.T in their advertising I would love them even more.

Drunk Ewoks on Today Show

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Mo moth problems

Tonight we faced another moth situation. Moths breached our inner sanctuary of the bedroom. Attracted to the light we managed to herd the moth from one room to another. This process of ‘mothmosis’ led our dusty friend to the sunroom where Cleo twatted it with a flip flop. The moth was freed to send a message to the other moths as a warning.

Moth-afuckers

In the relative safety of my office I have been attacked by another dusty winged bastard.  There seems to be an epidemic of moths in Sydney. On the bus one kept twatting me in the back of the neck and now one has just flown into my mouth – mid sentence.  I feel like I'm a frickin lighthouse. Everytime I open my mouth a beam of intense light draws the moths to me and try to pash me.

Seriously considering carrying a blow-torch to defend myself.

Bloody bankers

WTF is wrong with banks in Australia? For some reason my ANZ bank thinks it’s ok to charge me to take out my own money. Then I get charged for keeping my money in the bank too. Then to top it all off when I have to actually go into a branch they make sure the times are totally inconvienient to anyone who has a real job. 9:30 till 4pm. Retarded. Yours trully, Victor Meldrew

Cleos view on blogging

I’m just gonna start blogging. I’m gonna blog becuase your ignoring me. I’m gonna blog about my life. Hey wait. Your blogging about me. Stop it. Don’t. I’ll never request a love song for you. That’s it I’m booking a one bedroom single bed room. Stop. You’re an idiot.

Moth swallow

I just used my inhaler and think a baby moth may have crawled into the pump. This is not good as I think I just fired the dusty winged bastard into the back of my throat at 100mph.

Moth revenge is swift.

red dust day in sydney

here are my pics

shop over the road

bondi beach in red dust

confirmation that joggers are twats. seriously – the air is thick with dirt numbnuts

green sea red sand bondi

looking for stray robots

7am end of world

angry sky, angry bird

considering a dip in the acid wash

must……….keep………running………..lungs………..full…………of……………wrong……….jog…on

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